1. If it moves, shoot it. 2. If it doesn't move, poke it 'til it does; then shoot it. 3. When in doubt -- Shoot It!! 4. Overkill works. 5. Just because it breathes, doesn't mean it should. 6. If all is going well its an ambush. 7. If it's not moving shoot it anyway, it might move later 8. If it starts moving, Jam it, shoot it and call for back-up. 9. Always remember your weapon was made by the lowest bidder. 10. If the enemy is in range, so are you. 11. Don't look conspicous, it draws fire. 12. If it's stupid and it works, it ain't stupid. 13. When in doubt, empty your magazine. 14. The easy way is always mined. 15. Try to look unimportant, the enemy might be low on ammo.