Our Father who art in heaven,
hallowed be thy name.
Thy spaghetti come,
Thy food be done
on plate as it is in bowl.
Give us this day our daily bread,
and forgive us our left-overs,
as we forgive those who are bulimic,
and lead us not into obesity,
but deliver us from heart burn.
For thine is the Meatball,
the Sauce, and the Noodle,
for ever and ever.
R'amen.