why u going around ganking my corp mates whats wrong with you how could you ever do such a thing why would you ever commit to such hideous and disgraceful acts such as firing your guns at and warp scrambling my corp mates after locking them as a target for you to blast your dps at
the mentions acts are acts of high treason it's terrible and no amends can ever be made to set this right ever again and we have decided to label you a clown as you seemingly carry a large horn with you on your travels honking it every time you pass by another capsuleer flying their ships on grid with yours.
if you ever as much as press f1 after ctrl-clicking another ship ever again i swear to you that i shall find you on the jita 4-4 dock and breath horrifying festive armaments down your neck as i orbit you at 500m after bumping your ship at 6km/s with my 500mn mwd fit stabber