Once just a simple pilot with dreams of planetary domination, Skewp accidentally stumbled upon a secret Minmatar ritual while searching for a lost crate of space cheese. The ritual opened a rift in space-time, hurling Skewp across dimensions where he absorbed the wisdom of ancient, intergalactic prankster gods. Now, he's known as the ultimate space-time trickster, able to turn your capital fleet into a flock of space chickens with just a mischievous wink.

Skewp’s ship, the “Cosmic Prank,” is an enigma to even the most advanced AI—it appears, disappears, shapeshifts into a toaster, and occasionally plays 80s synthwave at full blast during battle. His piloting skills are as unpredictable as his ship, with random warp jumps taking him to enemy HQs just in time to plant a cake, set to explode into confetti.

Rumor has it Skewp once swapped all the drones in Jita for rubber ducks during a major trade hub siege, causing mass confusion and hilarity. Fear him, revere him, or laugh uncontrollably—Skewp is the chaos you didn’t know the galaxy needed.