The Amarr pray to God. The Caldari pray to Money. The Gallente pray for Peace. The Minimatar pray their ships hold together.
Amarr: God says I'm better than you, so just stop fighting back. Caldari: I don't need a fast ship, I can hit you from here. Minmatar: Hold on, as soon as I find something heavy, I'll kill you with it. Gallente: Just wait 'til I get in range....
WHAT IS WAR GOOD FOR? Lots of stuff.
You play to much eve when.... You try to dial 911 emergency but can't find "F12" on the phone. Every doorway you run towards then walk slowly to it from 15 feet away. Before you get into a bar fight you orbit them. You ask your boss if he can just pay you in ISK. A friend asks you to do a favor and you ask how many LP you would get. You find yourself driving like an idiot thinking you are in safe sec.