Recently scientists believed most beers contain small traces of female hormones.
To test their theory, the scientists gave 100 men 12 pints of beer and observed;
All of the test subjects started to talk excessively without making any sense, became over emotional, started to drive eratically and refused to appologise when they were found to be wrong.
No further testing is planned.
Some people are like slinkies....they don't really have a purpose, but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs.
Incessive intake of alcohol kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine.