You're following Adventure Call, my name is Falcon Hoof. I will be your guide on your quest. Greetings, traveller, what is your name?

Everybody go ho! like a thundercat
I'm all up in the club in my underpants
No shirt on cos it's fuckin hot!
Let's go diplo pump it up!
Girls wanna say hello to me
From the zefside to the fuckin overseas
I'm looking at who's looking at me
Looking at you looking back who can that be?
When I'm all up this
Bitch you know who the motherfuck it is
Roll through the club like a
Tikoloshe
Ninjas hung like a fokken horse
Yeah girl! I'm a freak of nature
Sign my name on your boob fuck a piece of paper
If you feeling me...cool...not feeling me...fuck off!
Wies jy? fokkol! umnqunduwakho!