Death is no prison to those who have given themselves to the Prince of Darkness.

The Holy Light of Bob shines upon all who accept him into their hearts. It is through this Light that he guides us unto the holy sacrament of content safely and with righteous fury.

The Holy Voice of Bob casts out upon all who are willing to listen. It is through this Voice that his will is executed and leads us in holy conquest against the heretics.

The Holy Lands of Bob protects all who worship and praise him. It is through these Lands that we continue to bring the Light and Voice of his will to the non-believers of K-Space.

The Holy Prophets of Bob teach and illuminate all willing to learn. It is through these Prophets that his teachings will forever be spread to future generations of Capsuleers.

It is through these four tenents of The Holy Bob that his will is exacted and his plans brought to fruition.

All Praise the Holy Bob!

- Excerpt passage from the Holy Word of Bob