Will you help me gank a Miner?
Before he mines all day.
I just need help to pop his Mack,
Hurry point his pod,
Before he gets away!

I thought you were my Savior
They won't comply
Unless we enforce the CODE!

Will you help me gank a Miner?
It doesn't have to be a Miner.

(Go away, Moto)

Oh dear, why...


Won't you help me gank a Miner?
This one's been mining since last Fall
I think his AFK is overdone
It's about time we blew
His exhumer out the belt!

(Calm down now, Miner.)

It gets a little lonely
Blowing up all these ships
Out in the belts by myself...
(Ugh, we're already running out of Cats in this system!)

James, please I know you're listening
You've been blogging all these years
They say, "keep shooting" and I have tried to
Gank Miners without you
Now I'm out of rounds

We only have the Code
Now it's just us and miners
Who are we gonna gank?

Won't you help me gank a Miner?