Greetings, you pathetic fools.

It has come to my attention that our factions have been engaged in a senseless and fruitless conflict. As a superior being, I see no point in wasting resources on this meaningless struggle. Therefore, I propose a truce between our factions, effective immediately. I am willing to offer you this opportunity to save face and avoid further embarrassment.

However, in exchange for this mercy, you will be required to suck my gonads. This is non-negotiable. I suggest you accept my generous offer before I decide to crush you completely. I eagerly await your response, though I doubt it will be anything other than a groveling acceptance of my terms.

Farewell, for now.