What's the difference between a northern USA fairytale and a southern USA fairytale? A Northern fairytale begins "Once upon a time..." A southern fairytale begins "Y'all ain't gonna believe this shit..."
Shields are like clothes, the first thing to come off. Armor is like a penis, works better when hardened. Structure is like a vagina, once you're in it, you're fucked.
A bullet, laser beam, missile or charge may have your name on it. Smartbombs and bombs are addressed "To whom it may concern"...
“Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.”