Flying Minmatar is like going down a flight of stairs in an office chair firing an uzi. Except that the chair is made out of rust and you have six uzis instead of one.
You can never blow up a Minmatar ship, only break it into smaller Minmatar ships.
Pilot one: What do you guys think? Is it a trap? Pilot two: Everything in EVE is a trap. Pilot three: If your EVE client is running, its prolly a trap.