"I am here to burn Golems and chew bubble gum...and I'm all out of, oh sh*t..." Karp
"WTF you mean I can't warp with the goddamn bastion mode on...?!" Karp
"No, I did NOT read the mother-f'ing manual for this mother-f'ing marauder before I undocked...manuals are for pussies..." Karp
"Umm, are those probes ours...?" Karp
"Say it! Say 'Bastion Mode' one more time mother f'er! I dare you, I double dare you, mother f'er!" Sam Jackson, not Karp
"Caedite eos. Novit enim Dominus qui sunt eius."
POST-DSYN!
"I can't remember with all these Corona's and Nyquil - is a Sabre PVP or PVE?"- Karp pulling in the Paladin on the last run into the WH on move-in day.
"Hunh. Never seen 16 ships chase a Pally and then bubble the home Fort before..."- Karp on move-in day.
"OMG. WTF. OMGWTF, Karp?"- Pim on WH move-in day.
"Hunh. Didn't realize I spent that much for those crystal implants..." - Karp, post-WH-move-in-day.
"Tell that to Karp's Paladin..."
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