Three Raccoons In A Trenchcoat [BIPED]

"Specializing in Vertically Integrated Logistics."

We are a 100% singular, biological entity. We enjoy standard human activities such as walking on exactly two (2) legs, paying taxes with our dexterous (not sensitive) hands, and resisting the urge to tip over high-security containers just to see what is inside them.

Our Services:

Advanced Scavenging: We do not recognize the term "refuse." We specialize in Unscheduled Resource Opportunities.

Bin-to-Station Logistics: If it is high-value and unattended, it has already been "reclaimed" for the collective good.

Clandestine Operations: Our management team is exceptionally tall, structurally sound, and capable of maintaining a single center of gravity.


Join Requirements:
1. Must own a trenchcoat.
2. Must have a high tolerance for shiny things.
3. Must not mention the smell of sardines in the cockpit.


Frequently Asked Questions:

-"Why is the CEO's coat moving?" > It is an experimental Minmatar gyroscopic stabilization system. It definitely isn't a disagreement over who gets to hold the snacks.

-"Why are there three fish on your logo?" > We are avid anglers. We definitely do not consume them raw in the middle of a wormhole op. That would be un-bipedal.

-"Are you raccoons?" No. That is ridiculous. Raccoons cannot fly spaceships.

“Three Minds. One Vision. One very large pair of trousers.”