See, there's three kinds of people: dicks, pussies, and assholes. Pussies think everyone can get along, and dicks just want to fuck all the time without thinking it through. But then you got your assholes. And all the assholes want us to shit all over everything! Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way. But the only thing that can fuck an asshole is a dick, with some balls. So, pussies may get mad at dicks once in a while, because pussies get fucked by dicks. The problem with dicks is that sometimes they fuck too much or fuck when it isn't appropriate — and it takes a pussy to show them that. But sometimes, pussies get so full of shit that they become assholes themselves... because pussies are only an inch and a half away from assholes. But dicks also fuck assholes. And if they didn't fuck the assholes, you know what you'd get? You'd get your dick and your pussy all covered in shit!
You play too much eve when...
1. When you have a car crash you run away to avoid been podded 2. Someone dies in a movie you say, "Hope he had his clone up to date" 3. You get on the motorway and say, "Warp drive... active." 4. You look at the periodic chart and see "tritanium" instead of "titanium"
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