Shields are like clothes: the first thing to come off. Armor is like a penis: works better when hardened. Structure is like a vagina: once youre in it, youre fucked
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Caldari: "My ship doesn't need to be fast. I can hit you from here" Amarr: "God says I'm better than you. So stop resisting." Gallente: "Just wait till I get in range. Ahh screw this. Drones attack!" Minmatar: "Ahh crap. The duct tape came off.."